Funny Quotes for Your Vday Cards: Embrace Lowkey Romance! 🤣

I know we’ve been big on lovey-dovey quotes in the blog. I mean this is what Valentine’s day is all about, no? The cheesiness of being in love and not caring about being a little bit cringey is the main thing about your favorite night of February! However, not everyone is big on the love-bombing. So, for all of those who twitch when hearing their friends call each other “honey” and “darling” but still want to celebrate Vday, we’ve got the perfect article for you. We’ve compiled a list of funny love quotes and puns to make you laugh instead of cringe! And they’re the perfect little addition to your Valentine’s day cards if you want to escape the classic mainstream love declarations!

Laughter’s the Best Medicine 😄

Puns Are the Way to go 🤭

• "You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.” → love at first sight for me!
• "You’re purr-fect.”
• “I love you from my head to-ma-toes.”
• "You’re paws-itively perfect for me.”
• "We’re mint to be.”
• "You’re un-bear-ably cute.”
• “You are the cheese to my macaroni.”
• “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” → best pick-up sentence on record!
• “We go together like peas and carrots”
• “Life without you would be un-bear-able.”
• “Honey, you are un-bee-lievable.”
• “I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.”
• “I love you s’more and s’more everyday.”

For all our Foodies out There 🍫

• “Love is sharing your popcorn.”
• “I look at you the way I look at chocolate cake.” → I personally don’t look at anyone the way I look at chocolate cake!
• “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
• “I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.”
• “I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.”
• “You had me at ‘Let’s order pizza!’” → Instant green flag!
• “I love you more than my morning coffee, but please don’t test that theory!”

It’s Always the Day-to-Day Things 🫣

• “Love is being stupid together and not minding it.”
• “Love is just another name for insanity.”
• “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
• “Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.” → shoutout to all the partners handling the overthinking…
• “May the force be with us. Especially you, because you’re the one I love.”
• “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
• “Being with you has made me so lame, I think I like it.”
• “I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!” → absolute icon!
• “Behind every great couple is a story of miscommunication and laughter.”

Smarty Pants Academy 👩🏻‍🎓

• “You make me weak in the knees. Just kidding, yesterday was leg day”
• “Love is a lot like back pain. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” → so romantic…
• “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
• “You must be made of Iodine, Livermorium, and Uranium because I Lv U.” → any chemist couples out there?
• “You must be a geologist because you rock my world.”
• “Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.”
• “Are you a GPS? Because you’ve got me completely lost in love.”
• “You’re like a cloud—every time you leave, I feel a little overcast.”